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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Toby eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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