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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Luna eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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