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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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