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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tilly eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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