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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Lola eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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