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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Lola eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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