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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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