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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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