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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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