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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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