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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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