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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Charlie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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