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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Alfie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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