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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Molly eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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