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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bella eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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