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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bella eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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