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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Poppy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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