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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Frodo eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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