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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Frodo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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