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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Daenerys eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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