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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Akira eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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