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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Akira eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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