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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Trotsky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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