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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Hermoine eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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