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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Picard eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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