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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Picard eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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