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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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