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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Worf eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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