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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Spock eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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