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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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