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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bob eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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