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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bob eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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