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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rex eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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