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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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