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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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