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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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