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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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