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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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