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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Princess eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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