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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Piper eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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