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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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