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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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