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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ginger eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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