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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ginger eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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