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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ginger eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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