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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ginger eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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