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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dixie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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