Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.