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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Minnie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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