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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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