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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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