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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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