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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Stella eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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