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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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