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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rocky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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