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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Sparky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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