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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Yoda eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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