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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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