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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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