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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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