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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Thor eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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