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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Squishy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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