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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Widget eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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