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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Widget eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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