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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Widget eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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