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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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