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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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